Season 58 Minor League All-Pros
- Sam "No Spell Check" Willie
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Beloit, WI - With the minor-league regular season in Yount over, we wanted to acknowledge the All-Pro Team, a decision that is sure to spark controversy.
CATCHER - Pedro "The Dominican Wall" Barcelo (Padres Rookie League)
Awards: Silver Slugger; Gold Glove
You know you're destined for greatness when your bat starts making noise before the first pitch even gets thrown. Enter Pedro Barcelo, an 18-year-old catching prodigy from the baseball-mad town of Cambiaso, Dominican Republic. Signed as an international free agent for a cool $2.5 million, Barcelo was immediately the most expensive teenager in the room—and possibly the most confident. Legend has it he signed his first contract with one hand while framing a perfect strike with the other. Since then, he’s been wreaking havoc behind the plate, turning heads, breaking spirits, and causing more pitchers to question their career paths than a bad TikTok review of their mechanics. A natural leader and full-time vibe curator, Barcelo is as comfortable launching a moonshot as he is convincing the team bus driver to stop for plantains. His defensive chops? Think brick wall with a rocket launcher. His swing? Smooth enough to be banned at weddings. Scouts love his maturity, coaches love his work ethic, and teammates love that he somehow manages to sneak a Bluetooth speaker into every dugout to blast merengue after big innings. He’s the kind of player who makes the clubhouse better and the other team worse just by showing up. If Pedro keeps this up, the Padres might want to start carving his name into their long-term plans—preferably in bronze.
FIRST BASE - Santiago "The Big" Abreu (Dodgers High A)
Awards: MVP; Newcomer of the Year; Silver Slugger
Every Minor League season brings a few surprises—players who rise above expectations and put together the kind of year that demands recognition. Santiago Abreu is one such story. Signed in Season 56 for a modest $500,000, Abreu wasn’t considered a top-tier prospect. But three seasons later, he's earned himself a spot on the Minor League All-Pro Team—and he’s done it with authority. At 6'4" and 204 pounds, Abreu looks like he was built to play first base—and hit baseballs very far. And that’s precisely what he’s done. While others were trying to climb the ladder to the big leagues, Abreu was too busy owning every pitching staff in High-A to care. His production at the plate has been relentless, and no one in the league was thrilled to see him in the batter’s box. Though scouts still doubt whether he'll ever get the call to the majors, Abreu has carved out a name for himself as one of the most productive hitters in the minors. And in a sport that measures everything by results, he’s delivered them loudly. In the clubhouse, he’s known as the steady presence—the guy who shows up early, works hard, and somehow manages to keep things light even when the team’s down five in the 9th. He may not be a future All-Star in the majors, but in the minors? He’s a legend. Sometimes, success isn’t about potential—it’s about production. And this year, Santiago Abreu produced enough to earn a place among the best.
Second Base - Red "The Sheffield Shuffler" Milner (Angels Low A)
Awards: All-Star; MVP, Silver Slugger
Red Milner might not have the flashiest name on the All-Pro list—he's more like the guy who quietly sneaks into the party and ends up being the life of it. If you're hunting for someone with steady production, sneaky speed, and a glove that's more alert than a caffeine-fueled owl, Red's your dude. Born in Sheffield, Massachusetts, a town best known for being vaguely near places you might have actually heard of, Red grew up excelling at one thing: playing ball with hustle and absolutely zero chill. Standing at 6'4", Milner looks more like he should be guarding the outfield than playing second base, but good luck convincing him otherwise. Drafted late but developed right, he's been a consistent force in the Angels’ system for four full seasons. And while his Major League future is as clear as your grandma's TV reception, he's carved out a reputation in the minors as a grinder who shows up ready to rip a liner, steal a bag, or crush someone's dreams of a double play. He hits, he runs, he leads, and he's quietly built one of the most productive careers in the low minors without demanding much attention—except when he's on the basepaths, where he's collected more stolen bases than a neighborhood yard sale. Red’s game is all substance, no fluff—just like his hometown, where the town hall and post office share a building, and half the residents probably claim to be “related to Milner somehow.” Milner’s All-Pro nod in Season 58 isn't a fluke—it's a well-deserved tip of the hat to a guy who's kept his head down and his stats up. Whether or not he makes The Show, Red Milner’s legacy in the minors is already as solid as a rock.
Third Base - Dummy "No Nickname Needed" Savage (Rays Low A)
Awards: All Star; Newcomer of the Year; Silver Slugger
There are ballplayers with funny nicknames—and then there’s Dummy Savage, whose name sounds like a pro wrestling gimmick but belongs to one of the most grizzled, road-tested veterans in the minor leagues. Drafted in the 2nd round of the Season 49 draft out of Marysville High School in Marysville, Michigan (a place that proudly boasts more high school parking spaces than actual traffic), Savage has spent nine seasons giving pitchers nightmares—and coaches ulcers. So, where did the name come from? As the story goes, it started as a cruel little league mix-up—“Danny” became “Dummy” after a botched lineup card—and he decided to keep it. Why? Because nothing motivates a guy like being underestimated every time his name shows up on a lineup card. He’s spent his whole career proving that the only dumb thing about him was the idea that he wouldn’t make it. Savage was once on the brink of the majors—he hovered in Triple-A for five full seasons, consistently producing at the plate. But then came the twist: after years of veteran presence and respectable numbers, he got the call... down. In Season 58, at age 27, Dummy Savage was demoted to Low A—a level where his teammates are barely old enough to rent a car, let alone remember VHS tapes. But did he pout? Not a chance. He raked. He mashed. He walked in like he owned the place—and then played like he did. His performance was so strong that the All-Pro voters couldn’t ignore him, even if his career arc reads like a baseball version of reverse gravity. He’s not a prospect anymore—he’s a baseball survivor. A grinder. A clubhouse favorite. And yes, a guy named Dummy who just outplayed players a decade younger and earned a place on the Minor League All-Pro Team. If you’re looking for a career to root for, you could do a lot worse than Dummy Savage—the smartest "Dummy" in the game.
Shortstop - Chuck "The Georgetown Glove" Tracy (Red Sox Low A)
Awards: All Star; Futures Game; Silver Slugger
Every so often, a player emerges who appears to be a future big leaguer. Smooth glove, advanced bat, swagger like he’s been doing this since tee-ball. For the Boston Red Sox organization, that player is Chuck Tracy—shortstop by title, but likely a future star at third or second. For now, he’s just busy being the #2 prospect in the Yount League and a freshly crowned Minor League All-Pro. Tracy was the #2 overall pick in the Season 57 draft after a decorated career at Cal, where he was an All-American, a Gold Glove winner, and, according to at least one scout, “the only reason people still went to games in the rain.” But long before he was the king of Berkeley, he was just a kid from Georgetown, Texas—a place known mostly for high school football, breakfast tacos, and Chuck Tracy’s ever-growing trophy shelf. Legend has it that Chuck was so dominant in Little League that opposing coaches asked if he could please play blindfolded “just to keep it competitive.” In high school, he played shortstop, pitched, batted leadoff and cleanup, and reportedly gave motivational speeches to the JV squad at halftime of football games. When Cal came calling, he didn’t even take a recruiting visit—he just mailed them a highlight reel and a note that said, “Let’s get to Omaha.” Now at just 23, Tracy is torching professional pitching, anchoring the infield, and earning whispers about when—not-if he’ll make his big league debut. While he’s currently handling shortstop duties with poise, most evaluators agree he’s likely to slide over to third or second as he fills out, bringing a bat that’s already major league-ready. Whether it’s tracking down a line drive, turning two with flair, or launching one deep to the opposite field, Chuck Tracy plays like someone who’s been great his entire life—because, well, he has.
Outfield - Fausto "El Tigre" Bennett (Nationals Triple A)
Awards: MVP, Silver Slugger
It’s not often you see a $1.8 million salary parked in Triple-A, but then again, Fausto Bennett isn’t your average minor leaguer. A nine-year pro with over 400 games of big league experience, Bennett’s back in the minors—not because he can’t hack it in the majors, but because Washington’s MLB roster just happened to win more games than anyone else this season. Tough crowd. Signed for just $80,000 in Season 49, Bennett has been outplaying his paycheck—and expectations—for over a decade. He’s racked up over 2,000 minor league hits, worn out opposing pitchers, and made a name for himself as the guy you never want to see in the on-deck circle with runners on. This past season in Triple-A, with no spot available on the league-best Nationals roster, Bennett didn’t sulk. He raked. Like a pro. Like someone trying to prove he’s still got it—not to scouts or coaches—but to anyone who thought he was riding out a contract. His All-Pro selection this year isn’t just a nod to production—it’s a testament to perseverance. In the clubhouse, Bennett is the seasoned vet who knows all the tricks, all the pitch counts, and where the good postgame food is. He’s part mentor, part bat rack philosopher, and still every bit the competitive hitter he was when he first broke into pro ball. Fausto Bennett might not have cracked the big-league roster this year, but you won’t find a more deserving All-Pro. And if Washington ever finds a spare outfield spot, don’t be surprised if he’s back where he belongs—facing big-league pitching, and making it regret every fastball.
Outfield - Grady "Calumet Comet" Hauser (Braves High A)
Awards: All Star; MVP, Silver Slugger
Grady Hauser might be one of the few Minor League All-Pros who’s collected more team-issued duffle bags than RBIs—but when you hit like he did this season, you pack your bags with pride. Initially drafted by the St. Louis Cardinals in the 4th round of the Season 51 draft out of Thornton Fractional North High School in Calumet City, Illinois, Hauser’s career has been defined by one thing: resilience. And maybe his uncle’s obsession with wristbands.
Yes, rumor has it Hauser’s uncle is none other than former NFL quarterback Mike Tomczak—a man known for being a steady signal-caller and allegedly for once giving Grady a lecture on “leadership through handoffs” before his Little League championship game. “I didn’t even play quarterback,” Hauser later explained. “I played shortstop.” Since being drafted, Hauser has played for three different organizations—leaving the Cardinals in free agency in Season 57 for the Rays, then signing this past year with the Atlanta Braves, where he put together his best full season yet. His bat finally matched the promise he showed as a teen in the south suburbs of Chicago, launching rockets off High-A pitching and earning a long-overdue spot on the Minor League All-Pro Team. He’s not flashy. He’s not on the prospect lists. But Hauser keeps hitting. And whether it’s right field, left field, or designated hitter, he shows up, grinds out tough at-bats, and does everything short of drawing up offensive plays on the whiteboard like Uncle Mike. At 25, Hauser is still chasing the big league dream—but after the season he just put up, it feels like it might finally be more than just a Tomczak-style motivational speech away.
Outfield - Carlos "Fly" Wilfredo
Awards: Silver Slugger
At just 18 years old, Carlos Wilfredo is already making headlines—and not just for his bat. A supplemental first-round pick (61st overall) out of Lebanon High School in Lebanon, Ohio, Wilfredo comes from a town famous for two things: turning out gifted athletes and producing Woody Harrelson. Carlos says he draws more inspiration from pole vaulting than acting. That tracks—he won four straight state championships in the event and had a full-ride offer from Oregon to keep flying through the air. Instead, he chose baseball. And the Yankees are glad he did. Wilfredo's Rookie League debut has been more launch pad than learning curve. But if you ask him about hitting, he’ll tell you it’s “basically just pole vaulting with a bat.” We’re still trying to figure that out. Scouts love his lefty swing, high baseball IQ, and sneaky athleticism. His teammates love the fact that he can clear the outfield wall and the team bus (allegedly) with a single leap. Wilfredo is a natural, whether it’s on the runway or the basepaths, and if this first season is any indication, the Yankees may have landed a star whose ceiling is as high as the crossbar he used to soar over. Just don’t ask him to play Woody Harrelson in a biopic. “Only if it’s White Men Can Vault,” Wilfredo joked.
Designated Hitter - Junior "The Wasilla Whisper" Quevedo
Awards: MVP, Silver Slugger
Born in the frozen baseball tundra of Wasilla, Alaska, Junior Quevedo already beat the odds just by being drafted, let alone making the Rookie League All-Pro Team. Only a dozen Alaskans have ever made the majors, and while Junior probably won't be number 13 (unless they allow designated hitters who are legally banned from wearing a glove), he’s already cemented his place as one of the most entertaining bats in the minors. A 9th-round pick this season out of Seminole State College, Quevedo arrived with one clear skill: he can hit fastballs so hard they need therapy. Scouts say his bat speed is elite, his raw power is jaw-dropping, and his fielding… well, let’s say he once tripped over a rosin bag while watching someone else field a ground ball. His kryptonite? Curveballs. Much like Pedro Cerrano from Major League, Quevedo can mash anything straight. But when the ball spins, so does Junior—sometimes out of the batter’s box entirely. Still, with numbers like his, no one in Arizona is complaining. He might not track fly balls, but he launches them. And for now, the Diamondbacks are happy to let him destroy Rookie League pitching while keeping his glove safely stored in the equipment closet—under lock and key. Just don’t ask him to field a bunt. Seriously. Don’t.
Starting Pitcher - Wily "The Franchise" Cespedes
Awards: All Star; Futures Game, Cy Young; New Comer of the Year
Wily Cespedes didn’t just sign a contract—he made history. The 19-year-old sensation from Cárdenas, Cuba shattered the Yount League international signing bonus record with a jaw-dropping $40.5 million deal, immediately becoming the most hyped international prospect the league has ever seen. And after one full season, it’s safe to say: he’s worth every penny.
Armed with a devastating sinker-slider combo, a curve that buckles knees, and a changeup that ruins confidence, Cespedes dominated Low A, posting a 1.43 ERA, a microscopic 0.82 WHIP, and 193 strikeouts in 164 innings. Opposing hitters batted just .178 against him, many of whom likely left the field wondering if they remembered how to hit at all. He’s more than just stuff, though. Cespedes commands the mound with maturity well beyond his years. Scouts unanimously believe he's a future ace, and it’ll be a bigger surprise if he’s not the #1 prospect in next season’s rankings than if he wins multiple Cy Youngs in the future. With Chuck Tracy slugging and Cespedes mowing batters down, the Red Sox farm system now boasts two franchise cornerstones—and perhaps the deadliest duo in the minors. Boston fans: start planning the parade route. Maybe give Cespedes the mic. He’s already rewriting the league’s record books—he might as well narrate it too.
Relief Pitcher - Dayan "Big Snack" Seanez
Awards: All-Star; Fireman of the Year
When the Red Sox drafted Dayan Seanez in the 9th round (315th overall) out of Gonzaga University, few thought much of it—except maybe the local food truck owners in Spokane, who immediately went into mourning. A former college roommate of NBA star Chet Holmgren, Seanez went a different direction post-dorm life, choosing a fastball-slider combo over fast breaks and alley-oops. Standing 6'2" and 226 pounds, Seanez brings more than just size to the mound—he brings heat, attitude, and a terrifying cut fastball that makes right-handers rethink their career choices. Despite being overlooked on draft day, he’s carved out a significant role in Boston’s bullpen, emerging as one of the top relief arms in the entire minor league system. Off the field, Seanez is legendary for his love of food. Coaches have joked that he’s the only player who tracks his ERA and daily calorie intake with equal intensity. There are rumors that the Low-A clubhouse had to add a second fridge to accommodate his post-game meals. With Wily Cespedes, Chuck Tracy, and now Seanez, Boston is officially dominating the All-Pro spotlight. That’s three Red Sox making the list—a clear sign that this farm system isn’t just on the rise, it’s already making noise. And if Seanez keeps closing games the way he’s been... don’t be surprised if he’s ordering late-night lobster rolls on Yawkey Way very soon.
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